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Post by ucanda1 on May 25, 2005 22:18:25 GMT -5
Granted. BUT your comics get adapted into movies. They are so horrible that the director shoots himself and you get all the credit for the horrible films and letting your awesome stories get owned. Your name is ruined and you never work in the industry again.
I wish that bad music didn't exist and I didn't die as a result, and lived to see the awesome world that would thus be created.
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Post by Angus Alien on May 25, 2005 22:20:37 GMT -5
Granted. You are so happy to hear me say that word, that you lean back in your seat, fall, and break your neck. Dead. I wish I was a weiner...dog.
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Post by ucanda1 on May 25, 2005 22:33:55 GMT -5
Granted. You are taken for a bitch, though, by a huge St. Bernard. You are seriously violated and emotionally scarred. A little boy then adopts you and you are repeatedly harassed.
I wish Freddy Mercury didn't die.
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Post by Angus Alien on May 25, 2005 22:45:35 GMT -5
Granted, he lives on, and makes bad music and ruins his "legend."
I wish there was a never ending supply of money in my wallet.
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Post by ucanda1 on May 25, 2005 22:50:36 GMT -5
Granted. your money comes from the pocket of Frank Miller, however. He makes much money off the new Batman Begins. You receive all this money. Frank Miller eventually runs broke and is unable to sustain himself. He never makes another comic, movie, etc again, AND there is no Sin City 2. He becomes a bum on the streets. You unknowingly run him over.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
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Post by Angus Alien on May 25, 2005 22:53:10 GMT -5
Granted, I cook you in hot grease, the decide I'm not hungy. You are thrown outside, and picked at by birds for a week, you then become *beep* all over The Riddler's car and windsheild.
I wish there was a never ending supply of money, comming from Stan Lee's wallet.
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Post by ucanda1 on May 25, 2005 22:56:20 GMT -5
Granted. The neverending supply of money goes to Jim Carrey for his role as the Riddler despite large amounts of protest and you never see a dime.
I wish that all the good things that happened to me didn't have to go by so fast, but that they do end so my life can go on.
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Post by predalien 64 on May 26, 2005 16:52:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you live that on moment for eternity and go insane
I wish for a M82A1 .50 cal sniper rifle
DoomInductor, you suck!
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Post by Angus Alien on May 26, 2005 18:39:14 GMT -5
Granted, you shoot your eye out with it.
I wish I was Bill Gate's best friend.
Why does DoomInductor suck?
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Post by predalien 64 on May 27, 2005 1:23:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you over stay your welcome and bill makes your liv misiburle you can’t work period (you are a bum)
i wish for eternal life
PS: for the doomindutor spelling comment
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Post by ucanda1 on May 27, 2005 18:54:21 GMT -5
Granted. You live to see the day where mankind kills itself off and the world ends. The sun explodes and the only thing left is you...to forever gasp for air in space but not die.
I wish that crappy music would die.
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Post by Angus Alien on May 27, 2005 20:54:57 GMT -5
Granted. But then you die, once agian, to never enjoy it. But I will. I wish people would get it through their thick skulls that Batman is better than Spider-Man.
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Post by predalien 64 on May 28, 2005 14:00:48 GMT -5
Granted, you get killed by a spiderman nut becouse of your comment
i wish for to be in a heavy metal band
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Post by DoomInductor on May 28, 2005 23:25:30 GMT -5
granted. you are now to be in a heavy metal band. in about 50 years. (haha! grammar ninjas!)
or, granted. You're now the lead singer of Metallica. You get shot by somebody who loved Napster. You don't die, but are permanently paralyzed from the head down.
I wish for a bigger ePenis. (postcount++)
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Post by Angus Alien on May 29, 2005 1:02:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it gets infected some how *wink wink* and you have a doctor cut it off. Ypu now keep it in a jar, a very big jar.
I wish They would stop raping classic films by making crappy remakes. (The Longest Yard, Dawn of the Dead)
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