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Post by predalien 64 on May 17, 2005 22:31:54 GMT -5
make a wish and corrupt it (jack it up good)
al start, I wish for censorship to be abolished
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Post by DoomInductor on May 19, 2005 16:41:33 GMT -5
Granted. cencorship is abolished. All you ever hear anymore is the fuck word over and over again. for ever.
I wish for a bottle of tequila.
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Post by predalien 64 on May 20, 2005 20:52:56 GMT -5
Granted but you bye it of some one off the street, it is filled whit someone's piss
i wish for lamborgeni Diablo SV
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 18:03:34 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a lemon that breaks down every 2 miles, so you sell it for some illegal substance.
I wish to be a Motion Picture director.
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 19:47:37 GMT -5
granted but you get lousy revues and as a result the total is less then 100 grand and you go broke and the IRS take's everything and have to live on the streets
I wish to have physic powers
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 20:06:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you cannot handle the power of them, and they turn you insane. You end up in the Gothem City mental hospital, living a nightmare in your head for the rest of yourlife.
I wish to be married to a pretty young girl of my choice.
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 20:16:10 GMT -5
granted but she has every STD and you die a week later
i wish, i had a videogame company
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 20:19:49 GMT -5
Granted. You have great sucess and make tons of money. But you invest in the wrong companies, and loan money to the wrong people. You lose everything you have worked for and your comapny is bought out by Bill Gates. You end up in debt, and run off to Mexico, where you are never seen again.
I wish I was Batman (that includes his money, girlfriends, and powers).
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 20:30:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you’re girl friend is a reporter, you are exported and later you are pick off by a sniper packing a M81A1 .50 cal sniper rifle blowing you gut’s every ware
PS: the M81A1 .50 cal is my favorite sniper rifle. you have don this before?
i wish for a power house computer
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 20:41:12 GMT -5
Granted. You download multiple movies and songs free for your friends and family. But soon the FBI traces the theft to your house and arrest you. You are fined $10,000,000 and end up serving 20 in prision, where you make a few unwanted friends.
I wish I could hear women's thoughts and be the smoothest laidies man ever to walk the earth. Scoring up every girl I please. NOTE: I wear protection, so I am ammune to all STDs. ;D
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 20:48:06 GMT -5
granted. you get every girl you want but all of there boyfrends come and beat the living shit out of you
i wish for a AH-64 apache helicopter
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 20:54:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you cannot fly it. You try and try, but become sick of it, and sell it to who you think are some overseas terrorists. Later, they turn out to be US Secret Service agents, who arrest you for selling illegal weapons to foregin enimes.
I wish I had X-Ray vision, catch my drift? ;)hehehehe
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 21:05:31 GMT -5
Granted, but you walk down the street and a gay pride perade is going on, you become tumanaly blind and cant get that sceen out of you head
i wish there was a battery with unlimited power
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Post by Angus Alien on May 23, 2005 21:10:13 GMT -5
Granted. You live for a very long time, off this battery. Soon everyone you ever knew and loved is passed away, and you have barely aged a bit. You soon find out that the battey in your possesion makes you last forever as well. You try to destroy it, but it cannot be killed. You live forever. The last person on earth, alone, forever.
I wish I could fly. (no wings, just magic)
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Post by predalien 64 on May 23, 2005 21:17:41 GMT -5
you are hit by a anti-aircraft guns flying over a millitary base
i wish i could have power over fire
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