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Post by predalien 64 on Aug 11, 2005 21:34:41 GMT -5
granted, you have no devises to listen to them
i wish for a foot
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Post by DoomInductor on Aug 15, 2005 2:43:55 GMT -5
granted. it's up your ass. Or ears, in your case.
I wish for psychokinetic powers.
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Post by predalien 64 on Aug 18, 2005 14:19:31 GMT -5
you son of a bitch!!!! granted, it to much for you mind and your Brian explodes
i wish doomindutor would get his eye Pecked out
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Post by ucanda1 on Aug 18, 2005 19:06:05 GMT -5
Granted. You do it and get vitreous humor(eye jelly) all over you when they pop...
I wish for some chocolate chip cookie dough.
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Post by DoomInductor on Aug 18, 2005 22:22:04 GMT -5
Granted. You look at the ingredients on the tube after you finish eating it, and see that "Cyanide" is exactly where "Water" should go on the list. Needless to say, it kills you.
I wish for a really nice knife. A knife so nice that I could stab things with it.
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Post by predalien 64 on Aug 23, 2005 23:40:30 GMT -5
granted, it falls and stabs you in the foot
i wish for half-life 2
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Post by ucanda1 on Aug 31, 2005 20:27:59 GMT -5
Granted, it craps out right before you are about to beat it. None of you progress is saved. The game self-destructs and you die.
I wish for a less swollen foot.
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Post by predalien 64 on Sept 1, 2005 18:01:08 GMT -5
granted, now you're left tho is swollen
i wish for a Zucchini
PS: ucanda1 are you on kingdomofloathing.com?
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Post by ucanda1 on Sept 1, 2005 20:13:23 GMT -5
Granted, some idiot shoves it up your ass.
I wish for a neverending supply of steak.
P.S. no I aint on kingdomofloathing.com
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Post by predalien 64 on Sept 2, 2005 1:16:29 GMT -5
granted, you dye of to much steak and really fat
i wish i see a midget being chased by a sumo
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Post by ucanda1 on Sept 7, 2005 21:04:41 GMT -5
granted. The midget trips the sumo and he falls ass first on top of your head. Result: you getta face full of sumo ass.
I wish for an Oscar-Meyer weiner
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Post by predalien 64 on Sept 9, 2005 18:54:43 GMT -5
granted, you chock on it and die
i wish for a pear of shorts
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Post by ucanda1 on Sept 9, 2005 22:39:32 GMT -5
Granted, they're way too short and you get busted for indecent exposure.
I wish for a rice crispie treat the size and shape of my head.
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