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Post by ucanda1 on Jun 18, 2005 23:15:28 GMT -5
Granted. Your wish was to be the next Bette Midler...and it's not corrupted.
I wish I had my driver's license.
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 18, 2005 23:17:25 GMT -5
granted...I take it from you.
I wish for an incorruptibale wish, which is for me to pick the wish, and it works out good for me.
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Post by ucanda1 on Jun 18, 2005 23:25:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you pick unwisely and your destiny is altered. It works out good for you, but all the generations in your line following you are cursed forever following the day of your death.
I wish the person who corrupts this wish wouldn't, and that the question "if a chicken and a half laid an egg and half in a day and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse" truly had an answer.
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 18, 2005 23:41:22 GMT -5
What the Hell? I'm God, so I corrupted that wish anyway. In fact, you get struck by lightening for saying such a thing.
I wish I was Batman! But this time, I didn't date Ms. Vale, and don't look like George Clooney! I'm the Christian Bale Batman...that is incorruptible! Here's proof, a quoute from Batman Begins: "As a man, I'm flesh and blood. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol... I can be everlasting. I can be incorruptibale. I can be something...terrifying." Boo Ya Bitches!
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Post by ucanda1 on Jun 18, 2005 23:45:18 GMT -5
awww, you suck...
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 18, 2005 23:58:56 GMT -5
All I can get. Now, excuse me...The bat signal is calling.
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Post by ayslumreject on Jun 20, 2005 13:23:40 GMT -5
granted that you are batman but you grow to an age of 100 within your frist five minutes of being batman
i wish the world exploded
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 20, 2005 14:55:25 GMT -5
Granted, we all die.
I wish my eyes worked better.
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Post by ucanda1 on Jun 21, 2005 21:13:54 GMT -5
granted. They now work better and you have 20/20 vision. In addition, they can now see through clothing, but only when in the presence of men.
I wish I had an unlimited collection of classic rock music.
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 21, 2005 23:44:44 GMT -5
Granted. You go deaf, and cannot enjoy any of it.
I wish I was buff like Batman.
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Post by caboose3456 on Jun 22, 2005 8:06:11 GMT -5
granted but your muscles get so big they close over your throgt and you die
I wish i was a xeno
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Post by Angus Alien on Jun 22, 2005 19:12:50 GMT -5
Granted. You get shot out into space by Ripley, while shes in her panties, before you can be in the sequel.
I wish life wasn't so unfair.
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Post by predalien 64 on Jun 22, 2005 20:48:19 GMT -5
granted, you get life is fare to you but no one else. and you get treated like shit by every one else
i wish things did not drop on my big tho
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 7, 2005 20:21:07 GMT -5
Granted, they drop on your chest and you die.
I wish I had immunity to illness.
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Post by predalien 64 on Jul 13, 2005 19:13:51 GMT -5
granted, you are immune to vireses... but you give everyone else vireses... and kill all the people on earth
i wish i did not have to do the dishes
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