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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 13, 2005 23:43:29 GMT -5
granted. They all smash to pieces and now you have to eat off the floor.
I wish I could play the guitar better and be able to hear that awesome sound.
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Post by DoomInductor on Jul 14, 2005 3:28:22 GMT -5
granted. That awesome sound rips through your eardrums and explodes your brain.
I wish to die the most painful death physically possible.
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 14, 2005 20:53:10 GMT -5
granted. you're tortured and saddamized by michael jackson. You sue, lose the case and hes aquitted yet again. You, however, are charged with besmerging his name and rot in prison forever until big bubba hits that wall a bit too hard and you die.
I wish there was something to do.
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Post by DoomInductor on Jul 15, 2005 3:06:52 GMT -5
granted. you are always able to listen to emo music and cut yourself.
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 15, 2005 19:36:08 GMT -5
damn, emo sucks ass.
I wish I didn't get migraines
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Post by caboose3456 on Jul 15, 2005 20:46:04 GMT -5
Ganted but your head exploes
I wish to be CABOOSE from rvb
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 16, 2005 19:03:42 GMT -5
granted, but Church possesses your body and uses it as his own. you are now just cabooses body.
I wish emo was obliterated from the earth
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Post by DoomInductor on Jul 17, 2005 2:59:24 GMT -5
granted. Now, the only bit of it left... is in you.
I wish for a bigg nife. Intentionally misspelled, so there's a funny reference.
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Post by predalien 64 on Jul 17, 2005 17:27:01 GMT -5
granted, you stab yourself in the eye and go critically blind in one eye. you have plastic eye now and you can't drive a car also
i wist for a desert eagle .50 cal and i can't shoot my self or anyone to get it taken away
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 17, 2005 21:46:33 GMT -5
granted. you never use it. it becomes piled in dust and it rusts. You one day decide to use and it blows up, you dont die but are badly burned with a gunpowder stain left on your cheek clarice starling style.
I wish I didn't get sunburned.
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Post by DoomInductor on Jul 18, 2005 2:32:33 GMT -5
granted. You suddenly become african-american in the middle of the 1790s.
I wish.
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 18, 2005 21:37:52 GMT -5
While you were wishing, you got cut off and you never got to make your wish. Instead you get a giant period "." stamped on your forehead.
I wish my guitar was nice and shiny.
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Post by caboose3456 on Jul 19, 2005 7:39:40 GMT -5
granted,it becomes so shiny you go blind and can never play again
I wish that the Aqua Teen Hunger Force came to my house
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Post by ucanda1 on Jul 20, 2005 12:51:30 GMT -5
Granted. The meatball sits on you and you suffocate and die.
I wish I didn't have to wake up early.
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Post by caboose3456 on Jul 21, 2005 5:19:26 GMT -5
granted,you sleep forever
I wish I was famous
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